‘Insane’ is an understatement.
This-This is insane!
Yeah, but he was turned after he came back to life. It’s all very complicated and stupid.
But you said you killed him!
Yes. But not because I turned him. Someone else did.
Right. Okay. So, is he a… Vampire now?
You don’t think I know that? But it’s true. I killed him and he came back and for some reason he thinks I shouldn’t feel...
…Grk! This is… This is ridiculous!
Am I honestly supposed to think you are being serious about this?
Yes. Because I am.
He didn’t stay dead. Some sorta magic thing happened and poof! Not dead.
What the hell are you on about?
it’s not like he stayed dead…
I hope it was chocolate flavored.
I don’t even want to talk to you any more. I need to… Fuck. I don’t even know anymore.
I don’t know why you’re freaking out so bad…
…I can’t fucking belive you. You’re just- Oh god.
He tasted really good…
J-Jesus christ Lexi!
No, it’s not a joke. I killed him.
Y-You what!? This is a joke right? A fucked up, sick, joke.
….I killed Hanna.
Oh. I fucking know what they do, thank you very much!
They offered. And what do you think vampires do Conrad?
My god- You… You can’t just go around biting people!
Hanna, Cas…oh, and Red.
‘Cause I was hungry.
What do you think?
Wha-What!? I-Are you biting people!?
Not currently, no. Besides, fresh blood is so much better~.
Oh, shit, sorry. Do you have blood bags?
A vampire? Yes, very much so.
A-Are you still…?